Thursday, October 18, 2007

Women are crazy!


I have heard time and time again from men that
"Women are crazy!"
CRAZY! CRAZY! CRAZY! What does that mean exactly?

Crazy defined by Google is:
  • brainsick: affected with madness or insanity; "She has gone mad!"

  • foolish; totally unsound; "a crazy scheme"; "half-baked ideas"; "a screwball proposal without a prayer of working"

  • marked by foolish or unreasoning fondness; "she was crazy about him"; "gaga over the rock group's new album"; "he was infatuated with her"

  • possessed by inordinate excitement; "the crowd went crazy"; "was crazy to try his new bicycle"

  • bizarre or fantastic; "had a crazy dream"; "wore a crazy hat"

  • intensely enthusiastic about or preoccupied with; "crazy about cars and racing"

  • someone deranged and possibly dangerous

I have been described as such on many occassions and may have even used it as a self descriptor. BUT I am saying! Who isnt or hasn't been or acted crazy to a certain degree? I want the word banned. The medical profession has banned it from their usage...instead they call them bi-polar-manic depressive-schrizophrenic (and no, I did not have to look up that word to spell it, humm?!)


To the next man that says Women are Crazy...ask....what did you do to make her that way?!
Did you say that you would call her back later?
Did you not take out the trash?
Did you leave the tiolet seat up again?
Did you borrow a large sum of money from her and not pay her back?
Did you lie about your whereabouts?
Did you sleep with her best friend?
There is even advice on "How to Drive a Women Crazy".
Can you believe there is advice on such a matter?!
As you can see there are varying reasons for driving a women mad. As well as, varying degrees of craziness...we have already discussed the clinically crazy. Then there are the milder forms, which are of course a response to something you have done, or did not do!
So since every female is "crazy" to a certain degree - you just have to figure out- what degree can you deal with - then find that level and that girl and live happily ever after...cuz MEN ARE CRAZY TOO!



1 comment:

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